Life's a funny thing, you know that my son
Night you're in the pit, next day in the sun
Before you came in, my life was a pain
I earned like crazy, but nothing to gain
My life was a mess, with little relief
I was going through, hard into a reef
It was hell 'n despair, no heaven on earth
My life was nothing, agony of curse
Thirty fifth birthday, everythin' then changed
Mom and I made vows, so all was arranged
We expected you, on Valentine's Day
But you decided, do it your own way
You then came in but, fortnight in advance
Ten hours labor, it was left to chance
You were mashallah, pass five kilogram
So we had to go, live on instagram
The stories were shown, and friends were watching
That magical moment, you just came barging
We were so much thrilled, when we heard your scream
You were gigantic, crying filled with cream
Your smile glittered, diamonds in the night
It was a sweet bliss, born out of the light
Oh twinkle twinkle, my sweet little star
What a miracle, that you beam so far
I remember well, the day you were born
It was a winter, but here was warm
Moments you arrived, from so high above
You brought the laughter, the light and the love
Your arms then reached out, to heavens as wings
I knew then the Lord, had sent down his kings
And so I called you, my angel Michael
For you were fair, life is a cycle
We came from the light, so we shall return
We are his angels, so we'll never burn
We're not from the land, Heaven be our home
We shall fly back soon, return to the dome
Remember my son, God's always here
He'll be there to help, always so near
Pray and thank him well, for all that you own
It's all a good test, you've taken a loan
Nothing here can be, private property
To him all returns, that's prosperity
So I looked above, raised my hands to pray
Couldn't keep my tears, from dropping array
Held you in my arms, and felt time had paused
Stopped for a moment, wonder what had caused
Your presence holy, the room was so bright
I could sense the Lord, he made it all right
You were strong from roots, just like an oak tree
Grown out of a seed, bearing fruits to be
Your smile is just gold, a precious portrait
Your laughter just kills, dagger digs down straight
Now you're almost one, your birthday's near
You're growing up fast, will I live? I fear
The way now you toddle, all around the house
I could hear squeal, you're just like a mouse
The way you get up, fast after a fall
Can see you standing, I know you'll be tall
You're the little man, in our little home
No more gloomy days, since you're here to roam
You're the young soldier, of this old castle
For me you're the boss, so no more hassle
Can't wait you grow up, so we go to cruise
Know how much you love, driving without shoes
If you should read this, thirty years from now
Remember I'll be there no matter how
Alireza Manzour
18.01.2018
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DeleteWithout Michael you will never be happy,
DeleteJonny is the one that made you unhappy
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
ReplyDeleteMan's not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
You donut, nose long like garden hose
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man's shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you don' know
I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me, did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you don' know
Big Shaq, man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
40 degrees and man's not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap
SKKKKKRRAAAAHHHH
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ReplyDeleteI was forced to write a comment
ReplyDeleteGive me 100% Mr Ali, as he is very smart -Jin hom
ReplyDeleteIf everyone would just love each other then the world would be a better place
ReplyDeleteThis is the best poem ever,I love Micheal by Ian I'm forced
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ReplyDeleteThis is da best poem
ReplyDeleteI’m scared for Michael
ReplyDeleteThis is a good poem showing how loved Michael is -Akash
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This poem was so good that it made Shakepear retire
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ReplyDeleteYou know that if he sees this he will be depresed
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This poem was outstanding! Keep up the good work Mr Ali. :) - Dianna and Alia
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ReplyDeleteWithout Michael you will never be happy,
ReplyDeleteJonny is the one that made you unhappy
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ReplyDeleteBig Shaq (raw force)
It's another one
They said one and one is two
That was me and you
But we ain’t stuck like glue
Ahh, boom!
I like my eggs with the yolk (scrambled ting)
But please don't burn my toast
She wants me to be her bloke (baby boy)
But she can't cook Sunday roast (ah, shocking)
You can’t deny-y-y (can't deny)
You looked in my eye, eye, eye (right in my eye)
When I walk by-y-y
'Cause you know that I'm fly-y-y
Fly boy, they call me
Let's turn you and I to we (fresh ting)
She said, "Boy, you're silly"
Then ran for her bus quickly
No oyster, I didn't chase it (never chase)
I just jumped in the whip and I paced it (skrrt)
She started laughin', hummin’ and hawin’
I said, "Man, this girl is stallin'"
I said, "Babes, I’m a big man (big man)
I got big plans, they call me Big Shaq
I make the ting go quack from way back
And I made "Man's Not Hot, " you know you like that"
She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
One, two step, man don’t dance
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
She stepped on my creps, man don't dance
Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder)
One, two step, man don't dance
Man don't dance, man don't dance
Skidi-ah-pa-coo-too-coo-boom (coo-too-coo)
Skidi-ki, a-poom-poom (poom-poom)
Brother, push back (push back)
Oh, that's your girl? Her wig's wack (take it off)
Then she started movin' shy (movin' shy)
I'll take you to Dubai (to Dubai)
We'll eat breakfast in the sky (Burj Khalifa)
Tell them other man bye (bye)
Tell 'em bye-bye, she gave me side-eye
Listen, babes, I'm actually a nice guy (I'm a nice guy)
She said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good try
But if I text you, are you gonna reply?
You might decline, then I rewind
But you stay there, 'cause it's all fine
She started laughin', hummin' and hawin'
I said, "Man, this girl is stallin'"
I said, "Babes, I'm a big man (big man)
I got big plans, they call me Big Shaq
I make the ting go quack from way back (skiddy-cat-cat)
And I made "Man's Not Hot" you know you like that
She wanted to vibe, man don't dance
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
One, two step, man don't dance
Flex on your ex, man don't dance
She stepped on my creps, man don't dance
Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder)
One, two step, man don't dance
Man don't dance, man don't dance
Man don't dance (never dance), but I'll glance (I'll look)
You wanna ride? (Skrrt) Take your chance
She looked at me and made a stance
I feel like MC Quakez with balance
She said, "Surely, you got some moves"
Mmm, mmm, babes, I do, mhmm
Show me what you can do (aiight, aiight)
Boom, I'ma take you through
So I just one, two, step then I slide
Man, I just one, two, step then I slide
So I just one, two, step then I slide
Man, I just one, two, step then I slide
So, said she wants to try-y-y (try me)
I'm no instructor, so bye-ye-ye (louder)
Man don't dance, I'm not that guy-y-y (never dance)
Don't ask me why-y-y
She wanted to vibe, man don't dance (quick vibes)
Looked in my eyes, man don't dance
One, two step, man don't dance (left step)
Flex on your ex, man don't dance (wasteman)
She stepped on my creps, man don't dance
Touch my chest, man don't dance (louder)
One, two step, man don't dance (left step)
Man don't dance, man don't dance
You don' know
Skidiki-pap-pap
Two fingers, pap-pap
It's Big Shaq, yo
Man don't dance, man don't dance, man don't dance
We can vibe, but man don't dance
Man don't dance, man don't dance
You don' know
Uh, skrrrrah
increase the volume ting bang
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